
⚽ Liverpool 0–3 Crystal Palace: Disaster Strikes Again! 😱
Liverpool lost to Crystal Palace again, this time 0–3! 😩
That’s already the third time this season they’ve been crushed by the same team.
Anfield fell silent… During Sarr’s second goal, Liverpool’s defense looked like they were shopping at a street market — just standing there watching him curl it into the far corner. 🥴
Liverpool have now become the fourth team in Premier League history to suffer four straight defeats as defending champions.
Klopp was shaking his head on the sidelines, and after the match, he said bluntly: “We didn’t deserve to win.” 😐
The comments section exploded 💥 — fans blamed the board for a stingy transfer window, while others joked that the injured players alone could form a full starting XI. 🤕
🔴 Arsenal Keep Rolling!
Arsenal were rock-solid again, beating Brighton 2–0 with ease.
That Nwaneri goal — a slick team move inside the box — left Brighton’s defenders completely lost.
Then Saka’s rebound made the keeper freeze 😮💨.
Now the Gunners are on an eight-game winning streak across all competitions, top of the league and quietly becoming favorites for the EFL Cup. 🏆
But Arsenal fans shouldn’t celebrate too soon 😬 — Rice and Saliba both limped off injured again. 🚑
🔵 Man City’s Scare vs Swansea
City somehow went 1–0 down to Championship side Swansea after a 12th-minute worldie! 💥
Guardiola smashed his water bottle in frustration 😤.
Thankfully, Doku equalized, and then Cherki’s goal and assist turned it around in the second half.
Still, fans joked: “If Rodri doesn’t come back soon, Pep’s gonna lose the rest of his hair!” 🧑🦲
💙 Chelsea’s Rollercoaster Ride
Chelsea vs Wolves was pure chaos 🎢!
The Blues led 3–0 at halftime — fans were ready to pop the champagne 🍾 —
but Wolves clawed back two goals and nearly equalized in stoppage time.
Gittens’ screamer saved the day, but Chelsea’s defense? A meme factory.
Comments: “My grandma runs faster than those defenders!” 🧓⚡
⚫ Newcastle Crush Spurs Again
Newcastle beat Spurs 2–0, making it clear the “away curse” is still alive. 😬
Tottenham haven’t won at St. James’ Park since 2021.
After the match, Spurs fans went off: “With Maddison and Romero injured, what’s the point? Postecoglou should just coach the U18s instead!” 🤦♂️
🦅 Palace – Liverpool’s Kryptonite
Crystal Palace are officially Liverpool’s bogey team.
Sarr bagged a brace, Pino added another, and Palace have now beaten Liverpool in the Community Shield, the league, and the EFL Cup.
Liverpool fans are joking: “Next time we draw Palace, just forfeit and save the energy.” 😂
⚔️ Quarterfinal Chaos Incoming
With big names like Liverpool and Spurs out early, mid-table sides like Fulham and Brentford are making waves 🌊.
Even Wolves, bottom of the table, went down swinging 3–4 to Chelsea, scoring in stoppage time.
Defending champs Newcastle advanced again by smashing Spurs, thanks to headers from Schar and Woltman.
Tottenham fans raged: “Last year’s EFL Cup win was pure luck — this is who we really are!” 😡
🏆 EFL Cup Drama Heats Up
The quarterfinal draw is coming soon 🎲 — but fans are already imagining the chaos:
“Arsenal vs Man City? An early Premier League showdown!” ⚡
“Crystal Palace vs Liverpool again? Klopp might request a reschedule!” 😂
Honestly, this year’s EFL Cup is more thrilling than the Premier League —
upsets everywhere, giants falling, underdogs thriving. 🐺🐝
One fan summed it up perfectly:
“Watching the EFL Cup this season?
Better keep your heart medicine ready — because you never know who’s collapsing next!” 💊⚽🔥