A football supporter, who was born with two vaginas and correctly foresaw her beloved Tottenham ending their trophy drought months before their European triumph, has now turned her attention to the North London Derby.
Annie Charlotte, who lives with the rare condition uterus didelphys, believes the dismissal of Thomas Frank—or as she puts it, "ding dong the Gooner is gone"—combined with Arsenal's slip-up against Wolves, could signal a shift in fortune.
Speaking to the Daily Star ahead of Igor Tudor's first match in charge today, the season ticket holder, who will be cheering on the Lilywhites from the stands at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, shared her confidence. "Oh, we are 100% beating them. Arsenal will be bottling the league, no doubt. I'm calling a 3-2 win for Spurs."
But if the worst should happen and Spurs' dismal form continues with a defeat, she admitted, "As a Spurs fan I'm permanently worried. It's basically part of the season ticket package. But relegation? Even my two vaginas are stressed, and they usually have good instincts. I don't think it'll happen, but Spurs do love making things unnecessarily dramatic."
Back in October 2024, Annie, who hails from Surrey, told us that her two vaginas had a "good feeling" that Spurs were about to end their long wait for silverware. By the following May, the team had lifted the Europa League—their first European cup in over four decades and their first trophy since 2008.
When asked whether her mystical anatomy had any further bold predictions, she gazed into her mind's eye and said, "I don't think we will get relegated. Well, I bloody hope not. If we can actually change our financial structure and start paying players more, we'd be back in the top six in no time. I still have hope for the Champions League, though. I could see us bringing that trophy home this season."
Before Annie—who described Frank as "one of the worst things that ever happened" to Spurs—can start dreaming of back-to-back European trophies arriving at N17, Tottenham must first host Arsenal in the weekend's marquee fixture.
Despite the two clubs occupying opposite ends of the Premier League table, Annie remains fearless and believes Arsenal will end the season empty-handed come June. "I personally feel that Arsenal won't win the league. They are massive bottlers and they're already starting to crumble. They can just never seem to pull it out of the bag, and I don't think they'll start now. If they win, I'll have to do something dramatic—but it's not happening."
